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Basil and Zoe - 25 Years

TBM-2308.19 – DDOP.19 – Twenty-Five Years: Year Fifteen – Crystal or Watches

19 August 2023 by Melissa

Decanter(1)

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Basil and Zoe - 25 YearsExcerpt:

Her gift to him was a decanter for the whisky he’d grown to love over the years.

 

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Basil and Zoe - 25 Years

TBM-2308.18 – DDOP.18 – Twenty-Five Years: Year Fourteen

18 August 2023 by Melissa

Great Tusked Eneth(1)

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Basil and Zoe - 25 YearsExcerpt:

“I’m guessing Elizabeth has already had a chance to bang on the keys?”

“She has, yes,” Basil confirmed. “And I have already contacted the recreation officer to arrange lessons for her.”

 

 

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TBM-2308.17– DDOP.17 – Twenty-Five Years – Year Thirteen – Lace

17 August 2023 by Melissa

Zoe in Negligee by Basil

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Basil and Zoe - 25 YearsExcerpt:

“Dearest,” Basil said, with compete sincerity, “you are my gift. Always.”

 

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Basil and Zoe - 25 Years

TBM-2308.16– DDOP.16 – Twenty-Five Years – Year Twelve: Silk or Linen

16 August 2023 by Melissa

Sheets(1)

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Basil and Zoe - 25 YearsExcerpt:

“I believe I will need more data before I can formulate an opinion,” he said.

 

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Basil and Zoe - 25 Years

TBM-2308.15– DDOP.15 – Twenty-Five Years – Year 11: Steel

15 August 2023 by Melissa

Guitar Strings(1)

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Basil and Zoe - 25 YearsExcerpt:

Her gift to him was a new set of darts, since the accuracy game had become a favorite pastime in the officers’ lounge.

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MetaMondayText

TBM-2308.14 – DDOP.14 – Meta Monday – Mermaid Unscripted

14 August 2023 by Melissa

MetaMondayText

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Today’s another Meta Monday
(I’m glad it’s not Sunday)
It’s my off-the-cuff fun day
Welcome to my Meta Monday

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Basil and Zoe - 25 Years

TBM-2308.13 – DDOP.13 – Twenty-Five Years – Year Ten: Aluminum or Tin (Alternate: Diamond Jewelry)

13 August 2023 by Melissa

DinnerDate

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Basil and Zoe - 25 YearsExcerpt:

When the chief engineer and her wife offered to babysit Elizabeth for the evening, the choice was made for him. A private dinner in their favorite observation alcove was just the thing.

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Basil and Zoe - 25 Years

TBM-2308.12 – DDOP-12 – Twenty-Five Years: Year Nine – Willow or Pottery

12 August 2023 by Melissa

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Basil and Zoe - 25 YearsExcerpt:

“Let’s do a family project instead of gifts this year?” Zoe suggested.

“What did you have in mind?” Basil asked.

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  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Basil and Zoe - 25 Years

TBM-2308.11 – DDOP-11 – Twenty-Five Years: – Year Eight – Bronze or Pottery (Alternate: Linen or Lace)

11 August 2023 by Melissa

Baby Shoes

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Basil and Zoe - 25 YearsExcerpt:

As he examined every detail, he shared the history of the vessel.

Because she loved him, she pretended to be interested.

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  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
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TBM-2308.10-DDOP.10 – Twenty-Five Years – Year Seven: Copper or Wool

10 August 2023 by Melissa

Whiskey and Wool

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He wrapped her in the cheerful wool blanket while she napped in front of the fire.

She opened her eyes and smiled. “Nice. Warm. Your gift is in the kitchen.”

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  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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