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Fairies or Muses

TBM-2210.29 – Fairies or Muses?

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Fairies or Muses

 

Description:

#audio #shortshort stories #fairies #JohnCage #BasilandZoe

Excerpt:

Try thinking with your brain instead of your tits, girlfriend, and you might understand. Without belief, we don’t exist. Without stories, there’s no belief.

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The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 11:16 — 11.6MB)

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TBM-2208.23-MermaidMinute-Tools

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Mermaid Minute

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#audio #mermaidminute #dogdaysofpodcasting

Excerpt:

If the rock is big enough you can bang anything into anything.

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Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:02 — 2.2MB)

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TBM-2208.22 – Mermaid Minute – Hurricanes

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Mermaid Minute

 

Description:

#audio #mermaidminute #dogdaysofpodcasting

Excerpt:

If the storm is bad we shelter in under water caverns…

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Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:00 — 2.0MB)

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TBM-2208.21-MermaidMinute-Eelth Spas

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Mermaid Minute

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#audio #mermaidminute #dogdaysofpodcasting

Excerpt:

The sponges are friendly; not very bright, but friendly.

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Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:17 — 2.4MB)

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TBM-2208.20 – Mermaid Minute – Littering

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Mermaid Minute

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#audio #mermaidminute #dogdaysofpodcasting

Excerpt:

Mermaids don’t have litters; we are mammals.

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Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:30 — 1.6MB)

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TBM-2208.19-MermaidMinute-Work

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Mermaid Minute

 

 

 

Description:

#audio #mermaidminute #dogdaysofpodcasting

Excerpt:

We don’t get weekends, though; it’s not fair.

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Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:42 — 1.7MB)

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TBM-2208.18-MermaidMinute-Artists

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Mermaid Minute

 

Description:

#audio #mermaidminute #dogdaysofpodcasting

Excerpt:

One of my favorite pieces of art is the Cetacean Chapel

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Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:45 — 1.9MB)

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TBM-2208.17-MermaidMinute-Farm Animals

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Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio #mermaidminute #dogdaysofpodcasting

Excerpt:

Manatees are friends, not food.

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Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:20 — 1.4MB)

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TBM-2208.16-MermaidMinute-Current Sea Currency

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Mermaid Minute

 

Description:

#audio #mermaidminute #dogdaysofpodcasting

Excerpt:

My money DOES jingle-jingle – and rolls!

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Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:32 — 1.7MB)

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TBM-2208.15-MermaidMinute-Skin Care

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Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio #mermaidminute #dogdaysofpodcasting

Excerpt:

We never have to pay for sea minerals, because we live in the sea!

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Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:34 — 1.7MB)