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TBM-2508.03 – Mermaid Minute: Why Mermaids Don’t Wear Bangs

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Bangs? You mean curtains in front of your forehead? We don’t wear those.  #audio #short #humor #mermaidminute

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Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.
  • Special production assistance by Clay Robeson

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:02 — 3.2MB)

TBM-2508.02b – Mermaid Minute: Message in a Bottle

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Bottles are really not the best way to communicate. #audio #short #humor #mermaidminute

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Dog Days of Podcasting

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.
  • Special production assistance by Clay Robeson

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:23 — 2.5MB)

TBM-2508.02 – Welcome to the Dog Days of Podcasting 2025

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MeMe del Mare welcomes you to the 2025 edition of the Dog Days of Podcasting #audio #short #humor #mermaidminute

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Dog Days of Podcasting

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.
  • Special production assistance by Clay Robeson

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:44 — 1.9MB)

TBM-2507.25 – In the Tub with Nutty and Tek

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#audio #talesfromthetub #inthetubwith #interview #conversation

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Nutty doesn’t like the word “apathy,” and Tek might be reincarnated as an amoeba.

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Guests

Nutty and Tek from Nutty Bites 

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.
  • Special production assistance by Clay Robeson

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 29:32 — 23.9MB)

Prayer for the Morning

TBM-2501.01 – Prayer for the Morning

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Prayer for the Morning

 

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#audio #talesfromthetub #socialjustice #AudetteFulbrightFulson #WomenofDDOP #WomenofDogDaysofPodcasting #collaborativereading

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Today marks the advent of the new year – 2025. Much of the world is on edge as we wait for what might happen, and hope for the best.

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Guest Voices:

Amelia Bowen
Charlotte Kennedy
JS Diehl
Nuchtchas

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.
  • Special production assistance by Clay Robeson

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:03 — 3.4MB)

TBM-2412.28 – Dogfish Days of Advent – Mermaid Minute: ChristmasTide

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Riptide

 

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#audio #mermaidminute #holiday #humor  #mermaidlore

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Mermaids know all about tides, but Christmastide is confusing.

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Guest Voices:

N/A

Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 5:22 — 5.8MB)

Cardinal Sacrifice

TBM-2412.24 – DogFish Days of Advent – Sacrificial

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Cardinal Sacrifice

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#audio #flashfiction #christmas #christmastree #ornaments #spooky

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Mermaids don’t send Christmas cards because paper and saltwater do not mix well.

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Guest Voices:

N/A

Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:14 — 7.5MB)

Mermaid Minute

TBM-2412.23 – Dogfish Days of Advent – Christmas Shards

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Advent_Mermaid_by_Nutty

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#audio #mermaidadvent #mermaidlore  #dogdaysofpodcasting  #dogdaysofadvent #dogfishdaysofadvent #humor #mermaidminute

Excerpt:

Mermaids don’t send Christmas cards because paper and saltwater do not mix well.

Links and References

Guest Voices:

N/A

Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:14 — 3.5MB)

Fish Nets

TBM-2412.20 – Dogfish Days of Advent – The Gift of the Mergi

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Fish Nets

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#audio #shorfiction #dogdaysofpodcasting  #dogdaysofadvent #dogfishdaysofadvent #mermaidadvent #mermaidlore

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A handful of pearls. That was all Nerissa had. Oh, she’d grown up in Poseidon’s Grotto, with abalone combs and aquamarine and moonstone gems, but when she’d left the great ocean to marry a land-walker, she’d forfeit her jewels and pirate’s treasure hoards and kept only the handful of her nameday pearls.

Links and References

Guest Voices:

N/A

Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 9:35 — 10.3MB)

TBM-2412.19 – Dogfish Days of Advent – We Mermen of Ocean Are

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Advent_Mermaid_by_Nutty

 

 

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#audio #mermaidadvent #mermaidcarols  #dogdaysofpodcasting  #dogdaysofadvent #dogfishdaysofadvent

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We  mermen of deep ocean are,

Bearing gifts, we swim  from afar

Through coves and eddies,

Past rock jetties

We follow the great sea star

Links and References

Guest Voices:

N/A

Support:

The Bathtub Mermaid is now on Patreon! If you like the stories and essays I share, and want to have occasional visits from Me-Me del Mare, please consider subscribing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:40 — 3.9MB)