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Advent Candles

2016-12.19: 12 Days of Podcasting #00: Introductory Ramble

19 December 2016 by Melissa

Advent Candles

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Description:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid talks about her plan for the 12 Days of Podcasting project.

Links & References:

  • 12 Days of Podcasting
  •  Image Copyright: fotoknips / 123RF Stock Photo

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.

Contact Me:

  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Instagram: Melysse
  • Twitter: Melysse
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Foot Dancing

TBM 1610.31 – Spooky Short Stories, Vol II.

31 October 2016 by Melissa

Foot Dancing

 

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Description:

Special Halloween episode, in which the Bathtub Mermaid shares three spooky short stories from her contributions to this year’s HorrorDailies project.

Links & References:

  • Lips – full text at MissMeliss.com
  • Under Glass – full text at MissMeliss.com
  • The Ghost Waltz – full text at MissMeliss.com
  • HorrorDailies is a Holidailies project.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Lips was read by Nuchtchas. Find out more about her at nimlas.org
  • Under Glass was read by Mark, the Encaffeinated One. Find out more about him at encaffeinated.ca or visit theweirdshow.com
  • The Ghost Waltz was read by Melissa A. Bartell. Find out more about here, here at bathtubmermaid.com or visit missmeliss.com
  • Music used in this episode is Ghost Dance by Kevin MacLeod, courtesy of the Free Music Archive

Contact Me:

  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Instagram: Melysse
  • Twitter: Melysse
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Scary Dental Xray

TBM 1610.15 – Spooky Short Stories

15 October 2016 by Melissa

Scary Dental Xray

 

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Description:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid shares three spooky short stories from her contributions to this year’s HorrorDailies project.

Links & References:

  • The Rules – full text at MissMeliss.com
  • The Lady of La Paz – full text at MissMeliss.com
  • Egaeus’s Protege – full text at MissMeliss.com
  • HorrorDailies is a Holidailies project.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • The Rules was read by Chuck Thomasi. Find out more about him at ChuckTomasi.com
  • Egaeus’s Protege  was read by Thomas Jancis. Find out more about him at ThomasJancis.com
  • Music used in this episode is Ghost Dance by Kevin MacLeod, courtesy of the Free Music Archive.
  • Image copyright: radub85 / 123RF Stock Photo

Contact Me:

  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Instagram: Melysse
  • Twitter: Melysse
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Live Long & Prosper

TBM 1609.11 – Sunday Brunch: Hope Springs Trek-ternal

11 September 2016 by Melissa

Live Long & Prosper

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Description:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid talks about Star Trek‘s enduring message of hope.

Excerpt:

And now it’s 2016, and every social, every cultural step we’ve moved forward seems, at times, to be counter-balanced by a step back. Darkness encroaches upon our lives through politics, through economics, and through civil unrest. Our media – especially our fiction – is filled with heroes and villains who seem to be locked in never-ending battles or filled with zombies, vampires and demons.

Don’t get me wrong; I love fictional horror as much as anyone, but when the darkness, both real and fictional, gets too intense, Star Trek is my safe space (and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone in this). Sure, I’ve seen every episode at least twice at this point, but every time, I find some new nuance in a performance, some new detail in the script, that adds depth.

If macaroni and cheese is comfort food, Star Trek is comfort-viewing, as much because of the familiarity I have with it as because of that message of hope.

Links & References:

  • “Hope Springs Trek-ternal” at Modern Creative Life
  • Modern Creative Life homepage
  • Note: “Live long & prosper” is first used in the episode “Amok Time.”

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image credit unknown.

Contact Me:

  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Instagram: Melysse
  • Twitter: Melysse
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DDOP-24 Diagnostics (Gold)

5 September 2016 by Melissa

datakiss2

 

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Description:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid presents a reader’s theatre version of a piece of TNG fanfic.  (Star Trek: The Next Generation  & the character Data belong to CBS/Paramount.  The rest is mine. This is a work of fan-fiction, and no money is being made.)

If you’re an android, there’s room for a LOT of thinking in the space of a single kiss.

Transcript:

No transcript. To read the original story follow the link under Links and References.

Voice Credits:

Berkley Rose Pearl, as Zoe

Clay Robeson, as Data

Nutty Nuchtchas, as Tasha

Selena Taylor, as Jenna

and me, MissMelysse, the Bathtub Mermaid, as the Narrator.

Links & References:

  • Dog Days of Podcasting
  •  Diagnostics at Fanfiction.net
  • MissMelysse at Fanfiction.net

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image credit unknown.

Contact Me:

  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Instagram: Melysse
  • Twitter: Melysse
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/2016-0905-The-Bathtub-Mermaid-Diagnostics.mp3

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DDOP-23 Indigo

1 September 2016 by Melissa

BlueButterfly

 

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Description:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid talks about blue jeans and butterfly wings.

Transcript:

No transcript, but topics include denim, 4-H camp, campfire songs, singing with people, and the wings of butterflies.

Links & References:

  • Dog Days of Podcasting
  •  Image Copyright: mariedaloia / 123RF Stock Photo

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.

Contact Me:

  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Instagram: Melysse
  • Twitter: Melysse
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/2016-TBM-DDOP-23-Indigo.mp3

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DDOP-22 Oxblood

31 August 2016 by Melissa

Found on the internet.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/2016-TBM-DDOP-22-Oxblood.mp3

Description:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid riffs about the color Oxblood as a fall shade.

Transcript:

No transcript, but topics include Oxblood as a fall color, my favorite ankle boots, and a visit to the doctor.

Links & References:

  • Dog Days of Podcasting
  • Debra Loves

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.

Contact Me:

  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Instagram: Melysse
  • Twitter: Melysse
Audio Player
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Simmering

DDOP-21 Fiction: Simmering

30 August 2016 by Melissa

Simmering

 

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Description:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid reads a short-short story, Simmering, which is a sequel to Steeping, which she read on this podcast in 2013.

Excerpt:

“The original recipe calls for a cup of blood.” He saw the face she made and smiled sympathetically. “Yeah… not my thing either. But anyway, the secret’s in the simmering.” He said the last word softly, with a hint of innuendo.

“Simmering, huh?” She matched his tone, reaching for the glass that had long since supplanted her mug of tea, and swirled the red wine that remained in it for a moment. Red wine with chicken had been a new concept for her, but the Beaujolais David had served complimented the dish nicely. “Simmering,” she repeated thoughtfully. “Interesting word. Sometimes I feel like that’s what we’ve been doing.”

Links & References:

  • Dog Days of Podcasting
  • Modern Creative Life
  • Simmering at Modern Creative Life
  • Steeping here at BathtubMermaid: Tales from the Tub
  • Image copyright: alexraths / 123RF Stock Photo

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.

Contact Me:

  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Instagram: Melysse
  • Twitter: Melysse
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Gene Wilder

DDOP-20 Silver is the Color of Laughter

29 August 2016 by Melissa

Gene Wilder

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Description:

Silver is the color of laughter… RIP Gene Wilder.

Transcript:

My husband asked me to talk about the color silver. Silver is source of humor for us, because I tease him about his strawberry-blond beard going gray, and he insists it’s going silver. Alternately, when my roots are growing out, he’ll point out that there are streaks of silver in my hair, and I’ll glower at him because what woman wants to be reminded that she no longer has her childhood hair color, or that no amount of will will make hair grow in pink.

But the glowering isn’t really meant, and silver is something we laugh about.

Silver for me is the color of rain. From my earliest memories I’ve loved rain. I love the kind of rain that comes in thick, heavy drops, and the kind that is so fine you can’t even tell it’s raining unless you catch a glimpse of it from the corner of your eye.

I even like the needle-sting rain that precedes sleet in what passes for winter in Texas, which isn’t really, all that different from what passed for winter when I lived in northern California. I like the staticky hiss of rain when it falls into the pool, and the way when it rains on end – as it often does here – and then suddenly stops, the world sounds brighter because the background sound of rainfall has sharpened all the sounds.

There are times when rain isn’t quite so welcome, and times when it is. Today, on the way home from a routine visit to my doctor, the skies opened in a sudden silvery downpour. Once inside, I turned on my computer and learned Gene Wilder had died, and the summer storm felt appropriate, somehow, as if Mother Nature herself was acknowledging that this wise, funny, surprisingly gentle, actor, director, and writer was transitioning, or had transitioned, to a different state of being.

I’ve been reading all the different reports of his death, all the mentions of his iconic roles. For many, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was their first Wilder. I love that film, and his performance in it, but my first introduction to him was in Blazing Saddles.

However, the story I keep coming back to is one from the book Gilda Radnor wrote while she was battling ovarian cancer. She talked about filming The Woman in Red, and how, after the film had come out, someone told Gene he should have married the beautiful girl from that film. He responded by telling the person, “I did.”

I don’t believe in a literal Heaven, but if there was one, I think today would find Gilda welcoming Gene inside, and then I think there would be some kind of cosmic Old Comedians home, where Gene and Gilda would trade stories with Robin Williams. Belushi would show up too… and David Bowie would be there just because Bowie would fit in with every crowd.

Obviously other people would eventually be part of the gathering, but the one constant would be that there would be laughter… quiet laughter, raucous laughter, soft titters, loud guffaws, and big, bold belly laughs – as many kinds of laughter as there are kinds of rain.

Alternatively, the energy that was once Gene Wilder’s life force is now sprinkled throughout the universe, touching all of us with humor and kindness and grace, the way his performances always did.

Either way, he will be missed.

And silver may be the color of rain, but it’s also the color of laughter. Shiny, delicate, magical laughter.

Links & References:

  • Dog Days of Podcasting

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.

Contact Me:

  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Instagram: Melysse
  • Twitter: Melysse
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DDOP-19 Sunday Brunch: Kite & String

28 August 2016 by Melissa

kiteandstring

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Description:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid compares her marriage to the relationship between a kite and string.

Excerpt:

If there are times when his somewhat introverted, often pedantic, stoic, engineer self makes me feel like I’m actually married to the android Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, I’m certain that my tendency to bounce from topic to topic, change my accent on a whim, and wander around the house talking to myself as I work out lines of dialogue for an audio drama I’m in, or a story I’m writing, makes him feel like he’s married to Sibyl.

Links & References:

  • Dog Days of Podcasting
  • Kite & String at Modern Creative Life
  • Modern Creative Life

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.

Contact Me:

  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Instagram: Melysse
  • Twitter: Melysse
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2016-TBM-DDOP-19-Sunday-Brunch-Kite-and-String.mp3

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