TBM-2008.24 – Mermaid Minute: Music

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about music.

Excerpt:

I like music, but you always play the same songs. John Denver, The Eagles, and the Beach Boys.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.23 – Mermaid Minute: Flamingos

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about flamingos

Excerpt:

Their natural color is white, which makes them the bird equivalent of bottle-blondes.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.23 – Mermaid Minute: Octopus vs. Raccoon

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about octopuses and raccoons.

Excerpt:

You know that song by Ringo Starr-fish?   It’s a lie!

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.22 – Mermaid Minute: Farting

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about farting and cancer.

Excerpt:

As a mermaid, my farts don’t smell, they just make tiny flirtatious bubbles.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.22 – Mermaid Minute – Cursing

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about cursing.

Excerpt:

When a mermaid is mad at you and wants to call you names, she uses the b-word and the -c-word and the f-word just like the land walkers.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.21 – Mermaid Minute: Starfish Pasties

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about starfish pasties

Excerpt:

We mermaids never need to wear bras to lift and separate.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.21- Mermaid Minute: Ceviche

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about salt water and ceviche.

Excerpt:

As a mermaid, I don’t sweat, I phosphoresce…

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.20 -Mermaid Minute: Introducing Me-Me del Mare

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute Introducing Me-Me del Mare

Excerpt:

We don’t have pet dogs in the sea. We have Blue Dog Sharks and Spiny Dogfish…

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.07 – Deception Betwixt ‘R’ and ‘T’

Feather

Description:

#Audio. #Flashfic. #Lipogram  #Fantasy A bar room magician cannot eliminate a letter from existence… can he?

Excerpt:

The food and liquor had flowed like – well, like food and liquor tend to flow in a place where the barkeep let you run a tab and the final check never actually arrived. Gourmet, all of it, or high-end where gourmet didn’t apply.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell,
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.05 – Zenia’s Bedraglon

Zenia's Bedraglon

Description:

#Audio. #Flashfic.  #Fantasy Just a story about xenobiology, a little girl, and her dra – um – bedraglon.

Excerpt:

I gave the bedraglon – I was thinking of it that way, by then – a few minutes to settle, and was relieved to see that Zenia had dropped into a cross-legged position and coaxed the great beast’s head into her lap. Then I went to work with my shears.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

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