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TBM-2009.01 – Mermaid Minute: Window Shopping

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about window shopping.

Excerpt:

I’ve heard that land-walkers sometimes engage in something called ‘window shopping’ where they gaze upon merchandise but do not purchase it.

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Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 0:55 — 1.3MB)

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TBM-2008.31 – Mermaid Minute: Back to School

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about school.

Excerpt:

You might think that because we live in the sea, we mermaids are always in school, but it’s not true! We’re not fish!

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:07 — 1.5MB)

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TBM-2008.31 – Mermaid Minute: Sushi

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about sushi.

Excerpt:

 If you’re a land-walker, you probably think sushi originated in Asia, after rice paddies became a common agricultural feature.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 0:54 — 1.2MB)

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TBM-2008.28 – Mermaid Minute: Bermuda Triangle

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about the Bermuda Triangle

Excerpt:

There is a part of the ocean that inspires fear in most land-walkers.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:00 — 1,016.2KB)

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TBM-2008.27 – Mermaid Minute: Moist

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about uncomfortable words.

Excerpt:

Every culture has certain words that make people uncomfortable. I’m told that a lot of land-walkers don’t like the word ‘moist.’

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04 — 1.1MB)

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TBM-2008.26 – Mermaid Minute: Surfer-Shoving

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about shoving surfers.

Excerpt:

Two points for a long board, five points for a stand-up paddle board, and ten points if their hair is prettier than ours.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:03 — 1.0MB)

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TBM-2008.25 – Mermaid Minute: Sharknados

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about sharknados.

Excerpt:

Like Sharknado… did you really need to make five of those?

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04 — 1.1MB)

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TBM-2008.24 – Mermaid Minute: Music

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about music.

Excerpt:

I like music, but you always play the same songs. John Denver, The Eagles, and the Beach Boys.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:03 — 1.4MB)

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TBM-2008.23 – Mermaid Minute: Flamingos

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about flamingos

Excerpt:

Their natural color is white, which makes them the bird equivalent of bottle-blondes.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:05 — 1.5MB)

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TBM-2008.23 – Mermaid Minute: Octopus vs. Raccoon

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about octopuses and raccoons.

Excerpt:

You know that song by Ringo Starr-fish?   It’s a lie!

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 0:57 — 1.3MB)