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Kill It with Fire

TBM-1808.16 – DDOP-016: Kill It With Fire

16 August 2018 by Melissa

Kill It with Fire

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-016-Kill-It-With-Fire.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic A first-contact mission goes horribly wrong.

Excerpt:

At first, I thought the fluctuations in the power grid were a result of the ion storm we’d passed through. Then I realized that the living fire was also fluctuating.

I took a couple of specialists down to the engine core, and that’s where we found them. An entire pod of the same chalk-white aliens.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Kill It with Fire at MissMeliss.com
  • Learn about my guest reader: Joules Watts

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

Contact:

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0299 - road not taken

TBM-1808.15 – DDOP-015: Butterscotch

15 August 2018 by Melissa

0299 - road not taken

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-015-Butterscotch.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic A little girl muses about magic and non-magical parents.

Excerpt:

If I looked back at my mother, at her hands gripping the steering wheel, would I see the remnants of energy crackling around her fingers? Would I see her eyes glowing slightly green in the not-yet-morning light?

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Butterscotch at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-015-Butterscotch.mp3

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251-Reginald via Flash Prompt

TBM-1808.14 – DDOP-014: Stranger than Fiction

14 August 2018 by Melissa

251-Reginald via Flash Prompt

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-014-Stranger-Than-Fiction.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic A little boy makes a friend and learns a family secret.

Excerpt:

In the first one, a little boy named Ronald befriended a creature that was half-leopard and half-snowy owl, taming it by giving up bits of his breakfast bacon each morning. Of course, the creature had befriended the boy, ultimately protecting him from the Stone Knights that came to life, literally, once in a blue moon.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Stranger Than Fiction at MissMeliss.com
  • Learn more about my guest reader: Thomas Jancis

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-014-Stranger-Than-Fiction.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 5:50 — 7.9MB)

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TBM-1808.13 – DDOP-013: The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

13 August 2018 by Melissa

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-013-The-GuernseyLitSocy.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Dinner and a movie: The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

Excerpt:

It’s the perfect charming period romance for a rainy Saturday. Goes well with peasant’s pie.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-013-The-GuernseyLitSocy.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 4:24 — 5.2MB)

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0246 - Melpomene

TBM-1808.12 – DDOP-012: Melpomene at the Gates

12 August 2018 by Melissa

0246 - Melpomene

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-012-Melpomene-at-the-Gates-1.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Melpomene muses about her role in life.

Excerpt:

But over there – Mel shuddered and Summoned her agents to her side. For this disaster, they would be her escorts. Maybe it’s a hurricane, and she would help the suddenly homeless replace places and things with fond memories, or inspire a nurse to volunteer as an aid worker. Maybe it’s a great fire, and her winged Helpers could Whisper to those who would help save animals, provide shelter, build firebreaks for their neighbors.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Melpomene at the Gates at Modern Creative Life

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-012-Melpomene-at-the-Gates.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 4:36 — 6.2MB)

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0308 - The Lucy

TBM-1808.11 – DDOP-011: Fragment of a Diary from the Wreck of the Lucy

11 August 2018 by Melissa

0308 - The Lucy

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-011-The-Lucy.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Bits of a diary found in a shipwreck.

Excerpt:

The sharks appear at dusk, ever circling, biding their time. I’ve bound the cut on my leg with one of my shirtsleeves, but I fear it’s beginning to fester. Can they scent my blood even though this dinghy is watertight, or are they tracking my fear?

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Fragments of a Diary Found in the Wreck of the Lucy at MissMeliss.com
  • Learn more about Clay: about.me/ClayR

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-011-The-Lucy.mp3

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0241 - Inner Beast

TBM-1808.10 – DDOP-010: The Tiger Inside

10 August 2018 by Melissa

0241 - Inner Beast

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-010-The-Tiger-Inside.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Every bunny has an inner tiger.

Excerpt:

“We all, every one of us, have our own inner vision, our own perception, of what we are. It’s sort of the reason Gran lies about her age. In her head, she’s still the dewy-eyed, smooth-skinned twenty-year-old Gramps fell in love with.”

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read The Tiger Inside at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-010-The-Tiger-Inside.mp3

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Jessie

TBM-01808.09 – DDOP-009: Something About Jessie

9 August 2018 by Melissa

Jessie

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-009-Something-About-Jessie.mp3

 

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Billy has always known that there’s something different about Jessie.

Excerpt:

Like, when you played Tea Party at her house, the tea in her doll’s cup would disappear a little at a time, even though you never saw her lift it to steal a sip.

And when you were playing Freeze Tag there were moments when you’d swear she’d frozen with her feet above the ground instead of on it.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Something About Jessie at MissMeliss.com
  • Learn more about Debra Smouse: DebraSmouse.com / DebraLoves.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-009-Something-About-Jessie.mp3

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FliptheSwitch

TBM-1808.08 – DDOP-008: Flip the Switch

8 August 2018 by Melissa

FliptheSwitch

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-008-Flip-The-Switch.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic A young woman agonizes over a serious decision.

Excerpt:

She walks through the rain, holding the pink umbrella she’s has since childhood, imagining switches everywhere. On car doors, on mail boxes, on the sides of buildings.

Finally, her soggy feet carry her inside the tall building, to the private room at the end of the hall on the seventeenth floor.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Flip the Switch at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-008-Flip-The-Switch.mp3

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Paved with Gold

TBM-1808.07 – DDOP-007: Streets Paved with Gold

7 August 2018 by Melissa

Paved with Gold

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-07-PavedWithGold.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic An old man criticizes paving choices in his village.

Excerpt:

But old Fritz knew better. Sure they looked pretty in the first glow of morning light, all soft amber and rosy pink, but that same glow reflected into every window, of a morning, and usually at least an hour before decent folk had tumbled out of bed.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Streets Paved with Gold? at MissMeliss.com
  • Check out Jay Langejans’ Masterpiece Audio Theatre

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-07-PavedWithGold.mp3

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