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284-Doggie

TBM-1808.30 – DDOP-030 – Just As It Should Be

30 August 2018 by Melissa

284-Doggie

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Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic A little girl meets her dog at the pound.

Excerpt:

But something about this poor creature, primate head, exposed skull, cybernetic attachments as well as prosthetic limbs, reptilian (well, almost avian) claws and a furry, wagging tail, pulled at the heart strings. Made you feel sorry for it.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Just As It Should Be at MissMeliss.com
  • Learn about my guest reader: Selena Hensley Taylor

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

Contact:

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  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-030-Just-As-It-Should-Be.mp3

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43804508 - back view of a couple taking a walk holding hands on the beach

TBM-1808.29 – DDOP-029: Snapshots from the Shore

29 August 2018 by Melissa

43804508 - back view of a couple taking a walk holding hands on the beach

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-029-Snapshots.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Snapshots from a life lived near sand and water.

Excerpt:

A rare combination of undertow and rip-tide. A moment when she has her back to the waves because he’s got the camera out and pointed at her, and just this once, she wants to be an active participant in his art.

The wave knocks her over and drags her backwards before she can surface. She is rolling in white-water and cannot track the bubbles to find which way is up. She does the one thing she has never done at the beach: she panics.

And then there are sure hands clutching at hers, strong arms pulling her back toward shore. Blindly, she lets him guide her back to the blanket, wrap her in towels, whisper soothing words into her ears.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Snapshots from the Shore at Modern Creative Life

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-029-Snapshots.mp3

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0309 - Anchovies

TBM-1808.28 – DDOP-026: In Memoriam, National Geographic, July 2047

28 August 2018 by Melissa

0309 - Anchovies

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-028-In-Memoriam.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Twenty years in the future, a diver is lost.

Excerpt:

In a recent paper Dr. Casey presented as biologist-in-residence at MBARI (Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute), she theorized that the increased toxicity of near-shore ocean waters in tropical and subtropical climate zones had forced the former baitfish into new behaviors as a means of survival.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read In Memoriam, National Geographic, July, 2047 at MissMeliss.com
  • Learn about my guest reader: Tim Smith of Topics in Endurance Sports

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-028-In-Memoriam.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:03 — 3.9MB)

Tales from the Tub 2018DDoPDog Days of PodcastingFlash FictionTim Smith
0345 - Porte

TBM-1808.27 – DDOP-027: Porte

27 August 2018 by Melissa

0345 - Porte

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Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Finding love when you’re madness controls your power isn’t easy.

Excerpt:

On their third meeting, though, the moon had been high in the sky after the official festivities of the ball had ended, and she’d been edgy and cross all evening, for no apparent reason. He’d tried to break through her prickly mood with romantic advances – advances she would have welcomed on any other night – but instead, she’d let her dark emotions dictate her response, rather than letting her level head or empathetic heart take control.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Porte at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-027-Porte.mp3

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0280 - CWG - Father and Son

TBM-1808.26 – DDOP-026: Conversations with Ghosts: Father and Son

26 August 2018 by Melissa

0280 - CWG - Father and Son

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-026-CWG-Father-and-Son.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic A father and son have a long-overdue conversation.

Excerpt:

“Why didn’t you ever play music at home? Katie would have loved your music. You know she’s at Julliard now? And Mom… she kept that piano dusted and tuned for you, not for us. Why did you hide that part of you? Why didn’t you come to our recitals? What closed you off from this thing that you loved?”

“Life, I guess.”

“Ironic.”

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Conversations with Ghosts: Father and Son at MissMeliss.com
  • Learn more about my guest reader: Thomas Jancis

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-026-CWG-Father-and-Son.mp3

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Tales from the Tub 2018DDoPDog Days of PodcastingFlash FictionThomas Jancis
0328 - Kaleidoscope

TBM-1808.25 – DDOP-025: Kaleidoscope

25 August 2018 by Melissa

0328 - Kaleidoscope

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-025-Kaleidoscope.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic A little girl spends some time using her imagination.

Excerpt:

Anisa peered through the cardboard tube expecting to see just the flesh of the orange, but her grandmother stroked her hair and reminded her, “Use your imagination!”

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Kaleidoscope at MissMeliss.com
  • Learn more about my guest reader: Charlotte Kennedy

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-025-Kaleidoscope.mp3

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296-Kinesiology

TBM-1808.24 – DDOP-024: Applied Kinesiology

24 August 2018 by Melissa

296-Kinesiology

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-024-Applied-Kinesiology.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic A class project leads to some contention.

Excerpt:

Marco was the first to really be on board with the idea. “Actually,” he said, his slight Italian accent softening the other student’s name, “Zhack may be on to something. The women’s team – they used a Ouija board for their first round.”

“They were debunking it, though,” Kazuo pointed out. “They were proving that the planchette is controlled by the group’s ideomotor response and not the work of ghosts or spirits.”

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Applied Kinesiology at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-024-Applied-Kinesiology.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 5:25 — 7.2MB)

Tales from the Tub 2018DDoPDog Days of PodcastingFlash Fiction
0202 - Not in Oz Anymore

TMB-1808.23 – DDOP-023 – Not in Oz Anymore

23 August 2018 by Melissa

0202 - Not in Oz Anymore

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-023-Not-In-Oz-Anymore.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic The fifth witch tells her story.

Excerpt:

But not in Kansas, because, really? Kansas? Grasshoppers and wheat fields are just NOT her thing. Instead, she settles in Minnesota, where she’s attracted to places called Blue Earth and Faribault. She finds love with a tall wizard named Paul who has a pet ox – odd choice for a familiar.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Not in Oz Anymore at MissMeliss.com
  • Learn about my guest reader: Julia D’Amico

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-023-Not-In-Oz-Anymore.mp3

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Dog Days of Podcasting Tales from the Tub 2018DDoPDog Days of PodcastingFlash FictionJulia D'Amico
0355 - Melting Time

TBM-1808.22-DDOP-022: Time Piece

22 August 2018 by Melissa

0355 - Melting Time

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-022-Time-Piece.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic A woman tries to her sleep while her partner is on a remote mission.

Excerpt:

And when the chatter goes silent, when the signal is too weak, too far away, or the remote team is dealing with situations too sensitive to be broadcast to unsecure receivers, she has nights like this, where sleep comes only in snatches and the face of the clock seems to mock her, melting into the darkness like wax from a flickering candle.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Time Piece at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-022-Time-Piece.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:10 — 3.9MB)

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Weather Man

TBM-1808.21 – DDOP-021: The Weather Man

21 August 2018 by Melissa

Weather Man

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-021-The-Weather-Man.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic His collection of storms might save them all.

Excerpt:

But Sam – that was his real name – went on collecting, stuffing sunrises into jam jars and snow storms into pickle bottles. He even managed to cram a coastal fog into a container one day, but it had been a wild capture. The bottle – once a home for spicy Kalamata olives – had retained the faint odor of garlic and brine. He wasn’t sure the integrity of the fog could be maintained.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read The Weather Man at MissMeliss.com
  • Learn about my guest reader: Selena Hensley Taylor

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under some readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-021-The-Weather-Man.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:49 — 4.4MB)

Dog Days of Podcasting Tales from the Tub 2018DDoPDog Days of PodcastingFlash FictionSelena Taylor

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