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DDOP-1508.15: Crossing the Mojave

15 August 2015 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP-150815.mp3

Show Notes

Crossing the Mojave

In 2004, my husband and I moved from California to Texas.
In 2005, I turned the story of our trip into a creative writing piece called “Crossing the Mojave” and won a contest with it.

Excerpt

Fuzzy has gone the entire trip guzzling root beer and orange soda, but I am being good and sticking to water as much as possible, partly because it’s cheaper but mostly because it isn’t quite so vile when it is no longer throat-numbingly cold. I open my mouth to urge him to drink water, but he has a closed expression, so instead I mutter something about how the word “Mojave” changed to “Mohave” when we crossed the state line. He has no response.

I keep seeing signs for the Grand Canyon, which I have not seen since a school field trip when I was a child living in Colorado, but my husband reminds me that the dogs cannot eat until we stop for the night, and that as much as I seem to want to pretend this is just a road trip, it is not a true vacation. Instead, it’s a one-way trek halfway across the United States, to an apartment we have never seen that will be filled with furniture we do not own. I don’t tell him that I have to keep pretending we’re just exploring so I don’t get overwhelmed at the journey we’re making—not the physical trip, though that is grueling enough—but the uprooting of our lives.

Intellectually we both understand that this decision is the right one, that we were caught in a never-ending loop of bills and emergencies, that my company was failing, and that the cost of living in the Bay Area was increasing. Our ultimate destination, Dallas, Texas, isn’t the first choice for either of us, but it is the best we could agree on, and sometimes that has to be enough. Nevertheless, the knowledge that there is nothing familiar waiting for us at the end of the road is more than a little daunting.

Credits

Music

Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom

Production

Recorded and Produced using BossJock and Audacity.

Links

Crossing the Mojave (complete text)
Toasted Cheese Literary Journal
Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP-150815.mp3

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DDOP-1508.14: Life with Dogs

14 August 2015 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP-150814.mp3

Show Notes

Life with Dogs

Four dog-related entries from “100 Days of Notecards” and a plug for National Clear the Shelters Day.

Credits

Music

Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom

Production

Recorded and Produced using BossJock and Audacity.

Links

Clear the Shelters
The 100 Day Project
Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP-150814.mp3

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DDOP-1508.13: iZombie…Do you?

13 August 2015 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_150813.mp3

Show Notes

iZombie…Do you?

Great dialogue, fantastic ensemble, and chyron to beat all chyron – that’s why I watch iZombie, and why you should, too.

Credits

Music

Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom

Production

Recorded and Produced using BossJock and Audacity.

Links

iZombie at the CW website
iZombie on IMDB
Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_150813.mp3

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DDOP-1508.12: A Conversation with Clay

12 August 2015 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_150812.mp3

Show Notes

A Conversation with Clay

Clay Robeson: bon vivante, sassmaster, and purveyor of infinite awesome is also a creative catalyst. We talk about many things, including terminal ennui, the best meal he’s ever had, and goats on the shore of San Francisco Bay.

(This interview is rambly and unedited. Probably contains adult language. You’ve been warned.)

Credits

Music

Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom

Production

Recorded and Produced using BossJock and Audacity.

Links

Clay Robeson
Gemma Bulos
CityGrazing
Saison, San Francisco
Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_150812.mp3

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DDOP-1508.11: Unaccompanied

11 August 2015 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_150811.mp3

Show Notes

Unaccompanied

Just a vignette that I jokingly refer to as “cello porn,” even though it’s really not.

Credits

Music

Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom

Production

Recorded and Produced using BossJock

Links

The 100 Day Project
Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_150811.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 8:25 — 7.7MB)

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DDOP-15-05: Guitars and Lightbulbs

9 August 2015 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_20150809.mp3

Show Notes

Theories of Everything (Theory #2)

In which the Bathtub Mermaid talks guitar shopping after decades of being a cellist, and continues sharing Theories of Everything. (With special thanks to Chuck Tomasi. (Link below.))

Credits

Music

Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom

Production

Recorded and Produced using BossJock

Links

Chuck Tomasi (ChuckChat.com)
Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_20150809.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 10:25 — 9.5MB)

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DDOP-15-04: Well, It LOOKS Like a Snake

7 August 2015 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_20150807.mp3

Show Notes

Theories of Everything (Theory #1)

In which the Bathtub Mermaid talks about tree roots that pretend to be snakes.

Credits

Music

Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom

Production

Recorded and Produced using BossJock

Links

The 100 Day Project
Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_20150807.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:42 — 7.0MB)

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DDOP_03: Theories of Everything (Theory #1)

6 August 2015 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_20150806.mp3

Show Notes

Theories of Everything (Theory #1)

In which the Bathtub Mermaid shares her theory about caffeination.

Credits

Music

Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom

Production

Recorded and Produced using BossJock

Links

The 100 Day Project
Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_20150806.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 5:59 — 5.5MB)

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DDOP-15-02: Mermaid Child

5 August 2015 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_20150805.mp3

Show Notes

Mermaid Child

In which the Bathtub Mermaid shares a piece called “Mermaid Child,” written for the Summer Love Notes project.

Excerpt

I could swim before I could walk, and before I was seven I was an expert in swimming out just far enough to find the warm current, sweeping my arm to make jellyfish float away, and body surfing into shore without ending up rolling in white water.
I flew in the water.
I believed in mermaids.
(I’m pretty sure I was one.)

Read the entire piece HERE.

Credits

Music

Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom

Production

Recorded and Produced using BossJock

Links

Summer Love Notes
Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP_20150805.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:26 — 10.2MB)

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DDOP-15-01: Dog Days of Podcasting IntroCast

4 August 2015 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP150804.mp3

Show Notes

IntroCast
In which the Bathtub Mermaid gives a very brief rundown of what to expect over the next 30 days.

Credits

Music

Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom

Production

Recorded and Produced using BossJock

For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DDOP150804.mp3

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