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TMB201409.14 – Sunday Shorts: Opening Day Triptych

14 September 2014 by Melissa
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Excerpt from Today’s Show:

She noticed that the floor was covered in dusty reddish-brown soil. Marin was beginning to hate the stuff. It was everywhere, tracked into her café by colonists and members of the space corps, and swirling in on its own every time the airlock was activated. She had hoped being under the dome would lessen the dust factor, but it appeared she’d been wrong.

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Chuck Tomasi & Kreg Steppe of Technorama
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Credits:

The Bathtub Mermaid, Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock

Music for The Bathtub Mermaid is provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. The opening song is “Soap in a Bathtub,” by Stoney. The closing song is “You Can Use My Bathtub, by Little Thom.

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201409.07 – Sunday Brunch: A Friendly Game of Cards

7 September 2014 by Melissa
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Show Notes

In which the Bathtub Mermaid talks about card games, kickstarter, and watching her relatives from behind the hutch.

Excerpt:

Growing up, we always had the typical Bicycle cards in red and blue, lying around the house. So many of my childhood memories involve watching my grandparents, aunts and uncles, and older cousins gathered around the dining table with it’s vinyl floral tablecloth. Cups of strong coffee and glasses of homemade iced tea would share space with ash trays and plates of cookies (Stella D’oro anisette toast and Pepperidge Farm Milanos). Voices would be raised in affectionate bickering or exuberant laughter, and all of it would just be counterpoint to the real action: a friendly game of cards.

Read the full essay at All Things Girl.

Special Thanks To

Nuchtchas of Nutty Bites, for support, and for providing her promo.
Visit her at NIMLAS.org

Credits:

The Bathtub Mermaid, Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock

Music for The Bathtub Mermaid is provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. The opening song is “Soap in a Bathtub,” by Stoney. The closing song is “You Can Use My Bathtub, by Little Thom.

Questions or comments? Use the comment form at the bottom of each entry. You can also follow me on twitter: @Melysse

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Tales from the Tub 2014Personal EssaySunday Brunch

DDoP #30: -30-

29 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/thirty.mp3

Notes:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid babbles about the use of the term -30- in this wrap-up post.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

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DDoP #29: Up in Smoke

29 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

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Notes:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid shares her first entry in the NYC Midnight Flash-Fiction contest, a neo-noir piece called “Up in Smoke.”

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/upinsmoke.mp3

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Tales from the Tub DDoPDDoP 2014Dog Days of PodcastingFlash FictionUp in Smoke

DDoP #28: Moleskine

28 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moleskine.mp3

Notes:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid babbles about writing fetishes, like Moleskine notebooks.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moleskine.mp3

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DDoP #27: Bathtub Mermaid?

28 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bathtubmermaid.mp3

Notes:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid talks about bathtubs she has known, and other related things.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bathtubmermaid.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 11:07 — 10.2MB)

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DDoP #26: The Student

27 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/thestudent.mp3

Notes:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid shares a piece of flash-fic (micro-fic really) about a student: Sometimes you should stop to say hello.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/thestudent.mp3

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DDoP #25: Gregory

27 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gregory.mp3

Notes:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid shares a piece of flash-fiction: Job hunting when you’re over 35 can be horrible, especially around the holidays.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gregory.mp3

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DDoP #24: Defiance

26 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/defiance.mp3

Notes:

In which the Bathtub Mermaid shares her love of the tv show Defiance.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/defiance.mp3

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Tales from the Tub DDoPDDoP 2014Dog Days of PodcastingExtamporanea

DDoP #23: Improvisational Chef

25 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/improvisationalchef.mp3

Notes:
In which the Bathtub Mermaid babbles about her love of sailboats, and talks about some of her favorite books about boats.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/improvisationalchef.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 9:28 — 8.7MB)

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She dragged it through the fresh snow to the small hill behind the apartment complex. The cold bit at her cheeks. The air smelled like minerals and ice—Earth winter, not Mars. He’d always said he missed winters most. 

She set the sled down.  Ran her glove over the wooden slats.  Felt her heartbeat double-tap behind her ribs.

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“Welcome,” they said, their voice resonant in a way that felt felt rather than heard. “You’re right on time.”

A woman near the front let out a short laugh. “Time for what?”

“For the Interstice,” the being replied easily. “The pause between departures.”

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