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TBM-1808.01 – DDOP-001: The Shape of You

1 August 2018 by Melissa

0315 - smoke ink via flash-prompt

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Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Her partner has been dead for three years, and yet, he’s never quite left her.

Excerpt:

At night, when I lie shivering in what was once our bed, but is now solely mine, is it your hands that pull the covers up, protecting me in a cocoon of cotton sheets and quilts as you once sheltered me in the curve of your body?

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read The Shape of You at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:10 — 2.9MB)

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TBM-1807.31-DDOP-000: The Dog Days are Coming

31 July 2018 by Melissa

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Description:

#Audio. The Dog Days are Coming!

Excerpt:

I’m participating in The Dog Days of Podcasting again this year.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:48 — 2.4MB)

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Dancing With Ghosts via Flash Prompt

TBM 1804.15 – Faeries, Ghosts, and Myths

15 April 2018 by Melissa

Dancing With Ghosts via Flash Prompt

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Description:

#Audio. Three stories by The Bathtub Mermaid: Take Back the Light, Waltzing in the Woods, and Daedalus, Diminished.

Excerpt:

And everyone knows that you shouldn’t wade while wearing velvet. It soaks up the water and drags you down to the bottom of the sea.

The cold, dark Atlantic is unforgiving that way.

Links and References

  • Take Back the Light, read by Jeremy Bredeson. Read the story here.
  • Waltzing in the Woods, read by Melissa A. Bartell. Read the story here.
  • Daedalus, Diminished, read by Clay Robeson. Read the story here.
  • Clay Robeson info and social media links.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/TBM-1804-15-FaeriesGhostsandMyths.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:21 — 10.1MB)

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Advent Candles

TBM 1712.25 DDOPAdvent-07: A Prayer for Social Justice

25 December 2017 by Melissa

Advent Candles

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Description:

#Audio. Many voices, one common wish for peace and social justice

Excerpt:

Fill the hearts of mankind with the fire of your love, and with the desire to ensure justice for all.

Links and References

  • The Dog Days of Advent
  • Special thanks Nuchtchas of NIMLAS Studios
  • Special thanks (in order of appearance) to Selena, Jay, Jancis, Debra, Ben, Berkley, Trenton, and Clay

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2017-TBM-1712-25-DDOPAdvent-SocialJusticePrayer.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 4:28 — 5.8MB)

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Christmas Piano

TBM 1712.22 DDOP-Advent-06: I Pray on Christmas

22 December 2017 by Melissa

Christmas Piano

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Description:

#Audio. A mother finds solace in music during a delay at the airport.

Excerpt:

Kathleen stared up at the status board, and couldn’t help letting out a frustrated groan. Her flight had been delayed. Again. She liked her life as a road warrior, for the most part. She got to stay in lovely hotels, spend time in all the great cities of the world, and, she would probably never run out of frequent flier miles and first class upgrades. Flight delays, however, were something she would never enjoy.

Still, there were times when she longed to walk through the door to her own home to a sloppy, drooly greeting from her dog, a nearly ancient flat-coated retriever named Parker. (He was named after her childhood crush, Parker Stevenson, whom she used to watch every week on The Hardy Boys. No one, she thought, had ever made a better Frank.)

Links and References

  • I Pray on Christmas at MissMeliss.com
  • The Dog Days of Advent
  • Special thanks to Debra Smouse, for the song suggestion.
  • “I Pray on Christmas” is by Harry Connick, Jr.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Photo Copyright: viperagp / 123RF Stock Photo
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2017-TBM-1712-22-DDOPAdvent-IPrayOnChristmas.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:43 — 10.0MB)

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Menorah

TBM 1712.09 DDOP-Advent-05: In Every Age

13 December 2017 by Melissa

Menorah

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Description:

#Audio. Happy Hanukkah! It’s the second night of Hanukkah, so this is a Hanukkah story.

Excerpt:

She played the chord again, and saw the children gathered around her focus their attention. And why not? They’d grown up with digital instruments: violins and cellos that relied on computer chips for their tone, guitars that made their sound through a wireless amplifier, and pianos that could be rolled into a cylinder the size of a zip-top sandwich bag. Her guitar didn’t have any chips, and it couldn’t be made smaller. It was wire and wood and care and love and history, and its lines were the only ones Sylvia had caressed since her beloved Harry had passed on five years before.

“I’m going to sing you an old song now,” she told them. “And you’re going to sing it with me. It’s in Hebrew. So, listen once, and then repeat.”

Links & References:

  • In Every Age at MissMeliss.com
  • The Dog Days of Advent
  • Special thanks to Joy Plummer and her daughters Sophie and Ruby for their singing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Photo Copyright: karaidel / 123RF Stock Photo
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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:51 — 9.9MB)

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TBM 1712.09 DDOP-Advent-04: Winter Flames

9 December 2017 by Melissa

Copyright: arcticphotoworks / 123RF Stock Photo

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Description:

Sunday Brunch column for Modern Creative Life. An essay on the flames we light in winter.

Excerpt:

And yet, these winter holidays all have something in common as well – aside from the tendency to celebrate with incredibly delicious, albeit unhealthy foods. They all bring light to the longest nights of the year.

Links & References:

  • Sunday Brunch: Winter Flames at Modern Creative Life
  • The Dog Days of Advent

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Photo Copyright: arcticphotoworks / 123RF Stock Photo
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2017-TBM-1712-09-DDOPAdvent-WinterFlames.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 4:20 — 5.6MB)

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Poinsettias

TBM 1712.07 DDOP-Advent-07: Poinsettias

7 December 2017 by Melissa

Poinsettias

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Description:

Flash-fiction written for 2016 Holidailies: A young woman and her grandmother add Holiday Magic to some seasonal plants.

Excerpt:

The inside of the greenhouse is a technological marvel, with heat lamps and misters and every kind of measuring implement ever invented to track growth rates and division patterns, to determine optimal climate zones and confirm hardiness. Even the ceiling was programmable on a section-by-section basis so that day-lilies could thrive next to night-blooming cactus if the Gardeners so desired.

Links & References:

  • Poinsettias at MissMeliss.com
  • The Dog Days of Advent
  • Holidailies

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Photo Source: Flash-prompt Facebook Group.
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2017-TBM-1712-07-DDOPAdvent-Poinsettias.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 6:11 — 8.0MB)

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Album Cover: Earha Kitt Santa Baby

TBM 1712.05 DDOP-Advent-02: Only If It’s Eartha Kitt

5 December 2017 by Melissa

Album Cover: Earha Kitt Santa Baby

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Description:

Flash-fiction: an aunt and niece discuss the holidays and Eartha Kitt.

Excerpt:

The older woman’s dithering lit a fire in her niece. “Aunt Lena you have been playing hermit at Christmas since I was sixteen years old. I’m twenty-six now, and Brian is probably going to propose on Christmas Eve, and I want my only aunt to be there.” She took a beat. “Besides, who else will I be able to mock all the cheesy Christmas music with?”

Links & References:

Only If It’s Eartha Kitt, at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Photo Source: Flash-prompt Facebook Group.
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2017-TBM-1712-05-DDOPAdvent-Only-If-Its-Eartha-Kitt.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:54 — 4.9MB)

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Cardinals

TBM 1712.03 DDOP-Advent-01: The Coming of the Cardinals

3 December 2017 by Melissa

Cardinals

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Description:

Sunday Brunch essay from Modern Creative Life.

Excerpt:

Rather, I’m a backyard bird-watcher. I enjoy following the antics of the bully Blue Jay who drives the starlings and finches out of the trees, only for them to settle right back in. Winter comes with doves, one of whom insists that the birdfeeder is really her nest. She never stays in it for long, though. In spring and summer, we have robins and hummingbirds who buzz our windows and skim low over the puppy pool, stealing sips of water, or using it as a bath. (We don’t chlorinate the puppy pool.)

Links & References:

The Coming of the Cardinals at Modern Creative Life

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Photo Source: Flash-prompt Facebook Group.
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2017-TBM-1712-03-DDOPAdvent-The-Coming-of-the-Cardinals.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:38 — 10.3MB)

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