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DDoP #22: Sunday Brunch: The Best Advice Nathan Fillion Never Gave Me

24 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

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Notes:
In which the Bathtub Mermaid babbles talks about advice that Nathan Fillion shared with his Q&A attendees at Dallas Comic-Con in May, 2014.

Read the entire piece at All Things Girl

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

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DDoP #21: Reading About Wooden Boats

23 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

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Notes:
In which the Bathtub Mermaid babbles about her love of sailboats, and talks about some of her favorite books about boats.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/woodenboats.mp3

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DDoP #20: Cotton Candy

22 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

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Notes:
In which the Bathtub Mermaid reads a piece of flash-fiction: Cotton Candy

Excerpt:

The old man’s face glistened with the faint sheen of sweat. Beads of it shimmered at his temples, reflecting the Christmas-light colors of the lights along the midway. He was dressed up, as if for a date, for this occasion, in a short-sleeved cotton shirt, striped in Oxford red, with the collar pressed into crisp points, suspenders, and his best khaki pants, breaking just so across the top of his shoes.

They were old man’s shoes: sturdy brown leather, with steel shanks and rawhide laces. He called them ‘work shoes’ – although the only ‘work’ he still did was to putter in the kitchen or the garden, these days.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cottoncandy.mp3

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DDoP #19: The Rep

21 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

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Notes:
In which the Bathtub Mermaid reads a piece of flash-fiction from August, 2006.

Excerpt:

He spends Tuesdays at the Dixon Hotel, drinking cheap whiskey and watching local comics at the weekly open mic night. He thinks he’d like to try, but compared to them he feels old, worn, grey. He still has suits in his closet, and wide ties, though he’s forsaken all in favor of business casual button-downs and khaki pants. Secretly, these clothes make him feel like he’s raided his son’s closet.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/therep.mp3

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DDoP #18: The Gravity of the Situation

20 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

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Notes:
Originally written for The Alchera Project, November, 2005

Excerpt:

Deanna isn’t a novice at singing, really, though she feels like one as this is her first Christmas concert that involves an actual church. Oh, sure, she sang with school choirs, had solos, made her entrance into community theatre at the tender age of ten, but somehow, standing with the other choristers in the cold sanctuary, the music is different, her heart is different.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gravityofthesituation.mp3

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DDoP #17: Textual Improv

19 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

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Notes

In which The Bathtub Mermaid talks about a writing contest she enters, and the storm she got for her birthday.

The contest is NYC Midnight

My assignment was

Genre: crime caper
Location: tobacco shop
Object: pocket mirror
Max word count: 1,000 words
Time allotted: 48 hours

Round two is the first weekend in October.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ddoptextualimprov.mp3

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DDoP #16: By the Numbers

18 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

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Notes

In which The Bathtub Mermaid does a lame numbers meme that she got from a really good friend.

Excerpt:

My blog-friend Michael (aka WarriorPoet(2)) died last year, a veteran who fell, not to gunfire or missile blasts, but to cancer, at too young an age.

We used to challenge each other with memes and prompts over on OpenDiary, which also died, just a few months ago, of neglect, mostly – not by the participants but by the site owner who had moved on to other things.

I found this meme while sifting through archives, and thought I’d share it here.

10 words you like in your own language:
brilliant, decadent, fractious, glower, nostalgic, susurration, overzealous, tintinnabulation, zesty, zoetrope,

9 words you like in other languages:
allegro, attraversiamo, ciao, guacala, joyeux, melange, noir, pianissimo, scocciare

Read the rest HERE.

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

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DDoP #15: Chicken Heart Variations

16 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

Notes

Vintage Radio

In which The Bathtub Mermaid talks about listening to Bill Cosby’s “Chicken Heart” bit on an old radio, when she was a kid.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/chickenheartvariations.mp3

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

Image credit: Vintage Radio, copyright: tungphoto / 123RF Stock Photo

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DDoP #14: Illusions of Motion – Sleepy Hollow

15 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

Notes

Red Bicycle

In which The Bathtub Mermaid shares an unedited excerpt from her first ever NaNo Novel (from 2004)

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ilomo-sleepyhollow.mp3

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

Image credit: Red Bicycle: Copyright: iofoto / 123RF Stock Photo

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DDoP #13: The Second-Best Little Whorehouse in Texas…and Other Rambling

14 August 2014 by Melissa

Dog Days of Podcasting

Notes

In which The Bathtub Mermaid talks about looking for houses in Texas ten years ago.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/secondbestwhorehouse.mp3

Credits:
Music for this episode was provided by Mevio’s Music Alley, a great resource for podsafe music. Visit them at music.mevio.com.
Opening: “Soap in a Bathtub” by Stoney
Closing Music: “You Can Use My Bathtub” by Little Thom
Recorded and Produced using BossJock
For more of the Dog Days of Podcasting, click HERE.

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/secondbestwhorehouse.mp3

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Jean—called Grandma Love by strangers more often than family—felt that familiar tilt in the air. The almost-midnight tilt. Midnight wasn’t a time so much as a mood, a soft doorway between one thing and the next. She’d always been good with doorways.

FictionAdvent 23: Sled

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She dragged it through the fresh snow to the small hill behind the apartment complex. The cold bit at her cheeks. The air smelled like minerals and ice—Earth winter, not Mars. He’d always said he missed winters most. 

She set the sled down.  Ran her glove over the wooden slats.  Felt her heartbeat double-tap behind her ribs.

Then she climbed on.

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FictionAdvent 22: Train

“Welcome,” they said, their voice resonant in a way that felt felt rather than heard. “You’re right on time.”

A woman near the front let out a short laugh. “Time for what?”

“For the Interstice,” the being replied easily. “The pause between departures.”

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