TBM-2008.25 – Mermaid Minute: Sharknados

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about sharknados.

Excerpt:

Like Sharknado… did you really need to make five of those?

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.24 – Mermaid Minute: Music

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about music.

Excerpt:

I like music, but you always play the same songs. John Denver, The Eagles, and the Beach Boys.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.23 – Mermaid Minute: Flamingos

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about flamingos

Excerpt:

Their natural color is white, which makes them the bird equivalent of bottle-blondes.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.23 – Mermaid Minute: Octopus vs. Raccoon

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about octopuses and raccoons.

Excerpt:

You know that song by Ringo Starr-fish?   It’s a lie!

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.22 – Mermaid Minute: Farting

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about farting and cancer.

Excerpt:

As a mermaid, my farts don’t smell, they just make tiny flirtatious bubbles.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.22 – Mermaid Minute – Cursing

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about cursing.

Excerpt:

When a mermaid is mad at you and wants to call you names, she uses the b-word and the -c-word and the f-word just like the land walkers.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.21 – Mermaid Minute: Starfish Pasties

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about starfish pasties

Excerpt:

We mermaids never need to wear bras to lift and separate.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.21- Mermaid Minute: Ceviche

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about salt water and ceviche.

Excerpt:

As a mermaid, I don’t sweat, I phosphoresce…

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

TBM-2008.20 -Mermaid Minute: Introducing Me-Me del Mare

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute Introducing Me-Me del Mare

Excerpt:

We don’t have pet dogs in the sea. We have Blue Dog Sharks and Spiny Dogfish…

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.14 – (De)Caffeinated

Steaming coffee

Description:

#audio. #flashfiction Everyone has an evil twin.

Excerpt:

But she’ll enjoy the experience, even so, because he’ll lure her in with assurances that he’ll treat her the same, that her lips won’t know the difference.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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