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I am scared

TBM 1708.22 DDOP-22: I Am Scared

22 August 2017 by Melissa

I am scared

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Description:

A little girl faces her fears… in jet blank ink.

Excerpt:

Mandy stopped using pencils when she was six, except for math. She moved beyond wide-ruled paper when she was seven, and they sent her to Special Education to learn cursive because the Advanced Reading workbook had bits of cursive in it. She likes writing in cursive, but some things have to be printed.

 

Links & References:

  • The Dog Days of Podcasting homepage

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image Source: Facebook Flash-Prompt Group.
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-22-IAMScared.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 4:33 — 5.3MB)

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Under Glass

TBM 1708.21 DDOP-21: Her Name Was Edith

22 August 2017 by Melissa

Under Glass

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Description:

Inspiration comes from odd places… and sometimes things get creepy.

Excerpt:

As I was looking for art to help me write the story, I stumbled across an article from a few months earlier about a homeowner in the Lone Mountain neighborhood of San Francisco  – that’s the neighborhood around University of San Francisco, where I went to school – finding a sealed coffin under the garage floor during a remodel.

 

Links & References:

  • The Dog Days of Podcasting homepage
  • Under Glass – full text at MissMeliss.com
  • Under Glass (in audio), part of Spooky Short Stories, Vol. II
  • Under Glass was read by Mark, the Encaffeinated One. Find out more about him at encaffeinated.ca or visit theweirdshow.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image Source: Facebook Flash-Prompt Group.
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-21-Her-Name-Was-Edith.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 5:39 — 6.9MB)

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Flash Prompt - Eagle Cane

TBM 1708.20 DDOP-20: Checking the Locks

20 August 2017 by Melissa

Flash Prompt - Eagle Cane

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Description:

Some house noises are different than others.

Excerpt:

These doors don’t have the kind of locks that rattle, but if we’re sitting in the living room, just reading by the fire or maybe watching television (I admit, we watch far too much television) we sometimes feel a faint breeze, as if the seal between the two doors has been tested and found to be slightly lacking.

 

Links & References:

  • The Dog Days of Podcasting homepage

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image Source: Facebook Flash-Prompt Group.
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-20-CheckingLocks.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 4:40 — 5.6MB)

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Teddy Bear

TBM 1708.19 DDOP-19: It’s About Power

20 August 2017 by Melissa

Teddy Bear

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Description:

It’s about power…

Excerpt:

They stare up at me, waiting, their luminous eyes large, and tracking my every move. Every flash of my knife makes their heads twitch a little bit. Every time they hear the blade contact the wooden block they flinch slightly, moving one foot just a little bit, then easing it back into its starting position.

 

Links & References:

  • The Dog Days of Podcasting homepage
  • It’s About Power at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image Copyright: Personal collection.
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-19-AboutPower.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:01 — 3.6MB)

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Sneakerz - Source: Facebook

TBM 1708.18 DDOP-18: Puddle Jumper

18 August 2017 by Melissa

Sneakerz - Source: Facebook

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-18-PuddleJumping.mp3

Description:

Puddle-jumping isn’t just for children any more.

Excerpt:

Once I’d managed to walk between raindrops, I decided it was time to dive into puddles. That took a bit longer to master. I mean, flying may be as simple as – how did Douglas Adams put it? – throwing yourself at the ground and missing, but puddle diving requires a bit more… nuance.

 

Links & References:

  • The Dog Days of Podcasting homepage

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image Copyright: Unknown – Taken from a group on Facebook
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-18-PuddleJumping.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 5:00 — 6.0MB)

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White Dragon

TBM 1708.17 DDOP-17: Blood of Bathory

17 August 2017 by Melissa

White Dragon

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-17-BloodOfBathory.mp3

Description:

When there’s an itch that really needs to be scratched.

Excerpt:

She’d roast him first, of course. Dragon fire killed the pain and added a crispy outer shell that was just so… She was distracted from her search for the perfect word by another infernal itch. This time it was right above her left ear-slit.

Links & References:

  • The Dog Days of Podcasting homepage

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image Copyright: Unknown – Taken from a group on Facebook
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-17-BloodOfBathory.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:42 — 3.2MB)

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Hector & Inez of Karuna Tea

TBM 1708.16 – DDOP-16: The Way of Tea

16 August 2017 by Melissa

Hector & Inez of Karuna Tea

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Description:

Tea is so much more than dried leaves and boiling water.

Excerpt:

I’m struck by the way the wet green tea leaves look as though they’re the result of a fortune-teller’s reading, and I wonder what their message might be. We are all surprised when Hector tells us that the brew time for this tea is less than a minute, and even more so when he tells us that white, yellow, and green tea leaves can be re-used two or three times, if treated gently!

Links & References:

  • The Dog Days of Podcasting homepage
  • The Way of Tea at Modern Creative Life
  • Jay Langejans at Nimlas Studios

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image Copyright: Melissa A Bartell
  • Quotations read by Jay Langejans
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-16-WayOfTea.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 10:15 — 13.8MB)

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TBM 1708.15 DDOP-15: Grocery Store Flowers: Jack

15 August 2017 by Melissa

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Description:

A lot of people buy grocery store flowers. Sometimes they need a little help. Like Jack.

Excerpt:

The boy was still hovering as she returned to her station. She tucked her cup behind a roll of ribbon on the work-desk below counter-height and smoothed her apron. Then she went to check on the kid. “Hi,” she said gently. “I’m Daisy. Are you looking for something special?”

The boy’s gray eyes betrayed the kind of hurt that was usually only evident in older faces, but he managed a faint smile. “I’m Jack,” he said. “I need to get flowers for my mom,” he said, with a hint of a quiver in his voice. “But I only have eight dollars.”

Links & References:

  • The Dog Days of Podcasting homepage
  • Grocery Store Flowers: Jack at Modern Creative Life

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image Copyright: neirfy / 123RF Stock Photo
     
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-15-GSFJack.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 8:56 — 10.8MB)

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Alisa Anton

TBM 1708.14 DDOP-14: Grocery Store Flowers – Crosswords and Sunflowers

14 August 2017 by Melissa

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Description:

A lot of people buy grocery store flowers. Frank is one of them.

Excerpt:

Daisy had gotten into the habit of taking her break at the same time the old man – Frank was his name – showed up. At least, she did so whenever she could. Some Wednesdays there was a rush at her kiosk, people needing flowers for birthdays or anniversaries, Secretary’s day or back-to-school. There were any number of reasons, and, she made a point of asking each customer who they were shopping for and what that person liked, doing her best to find the perfect blend of giver, receiver, and occasion.

Links & References:

  • The Dog Days of Podcasting homepage

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Image credit: Alisa Anton via Unsplash
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-14-GSFCrosswordsSunflowers.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:45 — 9.5MB)

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Sad Guitar

TBM 1708.13 DDOP-13: Sunday Brunch: Processing the Unimaginable

13 August 2017 by Melissa

Sad Guitar

http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-13-ProcessingUnimaginable.mp3

Description:

How do I process unimaginable situations? With music.

Excerpt:

Whether it’s angry-girl rock that helps us find our inner strength, a lullaby sung to a fretful or fearful child, or a silly pop number that helps us rediscover joy, even in the midst of sorrow, music is the language that lives in our deepest hearts.

Links & References:

  • The Dog Days of Podcasting homepage
  • Sunday Brunch: Processing the Unimaginable at Modern Creative Life

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Italicized song lyrics are from “It’s Quiet Uptown,” from Hamilton: An American Musical, music and lyrics by Lin-Manuel Miranda.
  • Image Copyright: joseasreyes / 123RF Stock Photo
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/2017-TBM-DDOP-13-ProcessingUnimaginable.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 9:01 — 10.7MB)

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