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0199-Mil-Gracias via flash-prompt

TBM1808.04 – DDOP-004: One-Way Trip

4 August 2018 by Melissa

0199-Mil-Gracias via flash-prompt

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-004-One-Way-Trip.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic An old man helps a young family on a one-way trip.

Excerpt:

The woman holding the envelope of cash in both trembling hands can’t be more than sixteen. Maybe seventeen. But she has two little ones clinging to her cotton skirt and her eyes are ages old, and hold too much knowledge for ten lifetimes, let alone one.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read One Way Trip at Modern Creative Life
  • Check out the person who read this piece: Mark, the Encaffeinated One

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
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  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
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https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-004-One-Way-Trip.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 10:52 — 14.9MB)

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0219 - Marcy - via flash-prompt

TBM-1808.03 – DDOP-003: Grain

3 August 2018 by Melissa

0219 - Marcy - via flash-prompt

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Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic A safari to see hippogriffs goes horribly wrong.

Excerpt:

Later, as the hippogriffs circle closer to their open-sided buses, the kind you used to see laughing tourists riding on their oh-so-expensive photo-safaris, they find comfort in the fact that she is armed.

After all, those leonine paws have claws sharp enough to eviscerate a man, those beaks – adapted from birds of prey, she explains – can snatch a bleeding leg of lamb right from her hand.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Grain at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-003-Grain.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 5:10 — 6.1MB)

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0220-Escher meets Okeefe

TBM-1808.02 – DDOP-002: Just That

2 August 2018 by Melissa

0220-Escher meets Okeefe

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Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Art and magic were more than his vocation. They were his life.

Excerpt:

An art appreciation seminar gave him his heroes. He fell in love with Escher’s skewed reality – Möbius stairs and the like – mixed math and art, while O’Keefe made cow skulls beautiful and flowers sexual.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read Just That at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-002-Just-That.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:05 — 3.8MB)

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0315 - smoke ink via flash-prompt

TBM-1808.01 – DDOP-001: The Shape of You

1 August 2018 by Melissa

0315 - smoke ink via flash-prompt

https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-001-The-Shape-of-You.mp3

Description:

#Audio. #FlashFic Her partner has been dead for three years, and yet, he’s never quite left her.

Excerpt:

At night, when I lie shivering in what was once our bed, but is now solely mine, is it your hands that pull the covers up, protecting me in a cocoon of cotton sheets and quilts as you once sheltered me in the curve of your body?

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website
  • Read The Shape of You at MissMeliss.com

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/DDOP-001-The-Shape-of-You.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:10 — 2.9MB)

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TBM-1807.31-DDOP-000: The Dog Days are Coming

31 July 2018 by Melissa

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Description:

#Audio. The Dog Days are Coming!

Excerpt:

I’m participating in The Dog Days of Podcasting again this year.

Links and References

  • Dog Days of Podcasting website

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/TBM-1807.31-DDOP-000-The-Dog-Days-Are-Coming.mp3

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Dancing With Ghosts via Flash Prompt

TBM 1804.15 – Faeries, Ghosts, and Myths

15 April 2018 by Melissa

Dancing With Ghosts via Flash Prompt

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Description:

#Audio. Three stories by The Bathtub Mermaid: Take Back the Light, Waltzing in the Woods, and Daedalus, Diminished.

Excerpt:

And everyone knows that you shouldn’t wade while wearing velvet. It soaks up the water and drags you down to the bottom of the sea.

The cold, dark Atlantic is unforgiving that way.

Links and References

  • Take Back the Light, read by Jeremy Bredeson. Read the story here.
  • Waltzing in the Woods, read by Melissa A. Bartell. Read the story here.
  • Daedalus, Diminished, read by Clay Robeson. Read the story here.
  • Clay Robeson info and social media links.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is a mix of Chris Zabriskie’s “The Oceans Continue to Rise” from the Free Music Archive and Kevoy’s clip of whales off the coast of French Polynesia from Freesound.
  • Chris Zabriskie’s song is also used under the readings.

Contact:

  • Twitter: @Melysse
  • Facebook: MissMelysse
  • Instagram: @Melysse
  • Email: missmelysse@gmail.com
  • Or, leave a comment on this page.
https://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/TBM-1804-15-FaeriesGhostsandMyths.mp3

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Advent Candles

TBM 1712.25 DDOPAdvent-07: A Prayer for Social Justice

25 December 2017 by Melissa

Advent Candles

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Description:

#Audio. Many voices, one common wish for peace and social justice

Excerpt:

Fill the hearts of mankind with the fire of your love, and with the desire to ensure justice for all.

Links and References

  • The Dog Days of Advent
  • Special thanks Nuchtchas of NIMLAS Studios
  • Special thanks (in order of appearance) to Selena, Jay, Jancis, Debra, Ben, Berkley, Trenton, and Clay

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2017-TBM-1712-25-DDOPAdvent-SocialJusticePrayer.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 4:28 — 5.8MB)

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Christmas Piano

TBM 1712.22 DDOP-Advent-06: I Pray on Christmas

22 December 2017 by Melissa

Christmas Piano

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Description:

#Audio. A mother finds solace in music during a delay at the airport.

Excerpt:

Kathleen stared up at the status board, and couldn’t help letting out a frustrated groan. Her flight had been delayed. Again. She liked her life as a road warrior, for the most part. She got to stay in lovely hotels, spend time in all the great cities of the world, and, she would probably never run out of frequent flier miles and first class upgrades. Flight delays, however, were something she would never enjoy.

Still, there were times when she longed to walk through the door to her own home to a sloppy, drooly greeting from her dog, a nearly ancient flat-coated retriever named Parker. (He was named after her childhood crush, Parker Stevenson, whom she used to watch every week on The Hardy Boys. No one, she thought, had ever made a better Frank.)

Links and References

  • I Pray on Christmas at MissMeliss.com
  • The Dog Days of Advent
  • Special thanks to Debra Smouse, for the song suggestion.
  • “I Pray on Christmas” is by Harry Connick, Jr.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Photo Copyright: viperagp / 123RF Stock Photo
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2017-TBM-1712-22-DDOPAdvent-IPrayOnChristmas.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:43 — 10.0MB)

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Menorah

TBM 1712.09 DDOP-Advent-05: In Every Age

13 December 2017 by Melissa

Menorah

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Description:

#Audio. Happy Hanukkah! It’s the second night of Hanukkah, so this is a Hanukkah story.

Excerpt:

She played the chord again, and saw the children gathered around her focus their attention. And why not? They’d grown up with digital instruments: violins and cellos that relied on computer chips for their tone, guitars that made their sound through a wireless amplifier, and pianos that could be rolled into a cylinder the size of a zip-top sandwich bag. Her guitar didn’t have any chips, and it couldn’t be made smaller. It was wire and wood and care and love and history, and its lines were the only ones Sylvia had caressed since her beloved Harry had passed on five years before.

“I’m going to sing you an old song now,” she told them. “And you’re going to sing it with me. It’s in Hebrew. So, listen once, and then repeat.”

Links & References:

  • In Every Age at MissMeliss.com
  • The Dog Days of Advent
  • Special thanks to Joy Plummer and her daughters Sophie and Ruby for their singing.

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Photo Copyright: karaidel / 123RF Stock Photo
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2017-TBM-1712-13-DDOPAdvent-InEveryAge.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:51 — 9.9MB)

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TBM 1712.09 DDOP-Advent-04: Winter Flames

9 December 2017 by Melissa

Copyright: arcticphotoworks / 123RF Stock Photo

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Description:

Sunday Brunch column for Modern Creative Life. An essay on the flames we light in winter.

Excerpt:

And yet, these winter holidays all have something in common as well – aside from the tendency to celebrate with incredibly delicious, albeit unhealthy foods. They all bring light to the longest nights of the year.

Links & References:

  • Sunday Brunch: Winter Flames at Modern Creative Life
  • The Dog Days of Advent

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the BossJock iPad app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid album art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Music used for the opening and closing is David Popper’s “Village Song” as performed by Cello Journey. This music came from the podsafe music archive at Mevio’s Music Alley, which site is now defunct.
  • Photo Copyright: arcticphotoworks / 123RF Stock Photo
http://www.bathtubmermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2017-TBM-1712-09-DDOPAdvent-WinterFlames.mp3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 4:20 — 5.6MB)

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